The Oscar show was another boring evening of rich elite giving each other a pat on the back for mostly pretentious and crappy movie fare that audiences have little interest in seeing. Fashionistas swoon over the princess appeal of mounds of carefully constructed fabric but the pre-Oscar red carpet was inhabited with mostly uptight gowns with little sex appeal. Even the talent recognizes this and quickly changes out of their boring attire into something much more sexy for the after-parties. Even those that weren't invited to the big dance gets to show their wares at the after-parties. A favorite is the Vanity Fair Oscar Party.
Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez was one of the few women at the Oscars to bare massive cleavage. She continued the look at the after-party in an equally sensual and revealing gown. Stunning.
Diane Kruger
Diane Kruger is one of the most stylish actresses. She always takes a fashion risk and she always gets it right. Interesting lace band for her boobs providing sexy cleavage.
Paula Patton
Paula Patton has become one of my favorite celebrities. Perfect body with great legs, she always loves to show off her curves.
Carmen Electra
Carmen Electra has great curves. You can count on her to show off her gorgeous cleavage. She'll never be at the Oscars but you can count on a great showing at the after-parties.
Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez is one of the most attractive young women in entertainment. Tall curvy body with sexy legs and very stylish. She always looks great.
Irina Shayk
Irina Shayk is possibly the most beautiful model working today. She has an incredible body. The side boob action is fantastic. Well done.
Marisa Miller
Where has Marisa Miller been lately? She used to be the popular SI swimsuit model. Ugly dress with massive cleavage.
Cheryl Hines
Cheryl Hines tight curves in a sexy little black dress and strappy high heels.
Amy Adams
Amy Adams in one of my favorite actresses. Easily Top 3. She is gorgeous and talented. She looks amazing in this dress.
Sofia Vergara
Sofia Vergara is gorgeous in her typical gorgeous gown with gorgeous cleavage. Rinse, wash, repeat.
Olivia Munn
Olivia Munn is gorgeous in a spaghetti strap dress. Nice cleavage. She always gets it right.
Disappointing cleavage:
Brooklyn Decker
Brooklyn Decker has a great body but she does an awful job of decorating it on the red carpet. Such wonderful curves and she straps them down like bandages.
Salma Hayek
Salma Hayek looks gorgeous but it is a shame that she didn't choose a better dress to flaunt her curves.
